teper 

(noun) A large gelatinous blob with a flat top and a hyperactivity problem
-often attracted to duct tape

(verb) to act in the way of the teper

goddamnit stop being such a teper

O MY GOD YOU'RE TEPERING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!

teper by DownWithWindows January 17, 2005

Ill-tempered 

It’s an adjective and it means having or showing a bad temper; being annoyed and irritable; being cranky or disagreeable. You know the sort of person, they come into work pissed off with everything and everybody and just looking for an excuse to blame somebody for everything that is wrong in their crappy lives, the world, the universe. Thoroughly unpleasant shitbags.

He’s nothing but an ill-tempered scrote.

Ill-tempered by AKACroatalin April 29, 2015

Room Temperature Challenge 

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.

The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

Room Temperature Challenge by not John Correia June 5, 2018

latina temper 

The act of having compassion then yelling & being pissed off to crying in a matter of minutes, all while mantaining an attitude.

She got that Latina temper.

latina temper by LatinaTruth August 27, 2015

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit 

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Temper tantrum 

When someone stamps their feet and shouts and screams until they get their own way. What a spoilt brat.

Awwww is someone having a temper tantrum.

Temper tantrum by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Womb Temperature

When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.

Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm

Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?

Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!

Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!

Womb Temperature by M Mac July 9, 2010