Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 27, 2019

Brown burp

When you burp and throw up in your mouth a little.

Oh man, brown burp. That one burned.

by wargy2 August 29, 2019

ride the zamboni

Having relations with a small Italian gentleman.

First we are going to eat meatballs and then I hope to ride the zamboni.

by wargy2 January 30, 2014