telp

how a child with a speech impediment yells for help.

Telp guys telp me telp me guys i've fawen an i cant get tup

telp by brad May 13, 2005

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telpy

GLUESTICK CANT FUCKING TYPE

whatever you say, just dont put telpy and cum in the same sentence - jasmine to sam

telpy by telpy February 27, 2021

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telpy • telp • Telpis • TELportation • Charlie Telphy

Telpis

How limerick legends say go helpis

watchda poor misfourtune,telpis

Telpis by Bawmore June 13, 2018

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telpy

A word meant to be used in the context of telepathy- however fucked up due to a misspelling and a daft cunt named Gluestick, and carried on in the legacy through Knott.

Telpy is defined through a god like communication

"Hi, what are you two doing?" "t e l p y"

telpy by Rinsawne March 30, 2021

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TELportation

The strange feeling that Thomson-East Coast Line trains travel so smoothly that you forget how far you've gone.

Bro I blinked and TELportation brought me across Singapore.

TELportation by Slangapore June 3, 2026

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Charlie Telphy

the funniest blackish actor ever.

Wow did you see that new episode when Charlie telphy came back? Awesome right?

Charlie Telphy by Leilei0 December 5, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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