telp

how a child with a speech impediment yells for help.

Telp guys telp me telp me guys i've fawen an i cant get tup

telp by brad May 13, 2005

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telpy

GLUESTICK CANT FUCKING TYPE

whatever you say, just dont put telpy and cum in the same sentence - jasmine to sam

telpy by telpy February 27, 2021

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Telpis

How limerick legends say go helpis

watchda poor misfourtune,telpis

Telpis by Bawmore June 13, 2018

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telpy

A word meant to be used in the context of telepathy- however fucked up due to a misspelling and a daft cunt named Gluestick, and carried on in the legacy through Knott.

Telpy is defined through a god like communication

"Hi, what are you two doing?" "t e l p y"

telpy by Rinsawne March 30, 2021

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TELportation

The strange feeling that Thomson-East Coast Line trains travel so smoothly that you forget how far you've gone.

Bro I blinked and TELportation brought me across Singapore.

TELportation by Slangapore June 3, 2026

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Charlie Telphy

the funniest blackish actor ever.

Wow did you see that new episode when Charlie telphy came back? Awesome right?

Charlie Telphy by Leilei0 December 5, 2018

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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