Blinked 

The correct definition of the past tense of 'blink' NOT blunk...

Person 1: Dude, I just blunk!
Person 2: No man, you blinked

Blinked by hollee November 27, 2006

blinked 

To be touched by the band blink 182's songs / lyrics.

To be blinked you must have experienced an amazing *coincidence* or event.

Jeeze blinked 182 totaly blinked me yesterday.

Can you believe that nerd just floored that jock thats blinked for sure.

blinked by blinked September 20, 2006

Blinked 

Blinked is a term used when you use a strong magnet in order to instantly lock chromebooks or fry batteries. if you hover a strong magnet over near the lock button on a chromebook there is a high chance that you will instantly lock or in some severe cases, break your chromebook entirely.

Jeff: "Bro did ya hear that Chris blinked Jennah's chromebook!"
Dylan: "Oh yeah!"

Blinked by TdsoMs May 25, 2023

blinked 

when you down 4 melatonins and drink a cluster fuck of caffeine so your brain is confused and you become really close to being on drugs. it's fun.

person 1: bro why tf are you tweaking so hard

person 2: shit bro I'm blinked

blinked by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm847 June 14, 2024

blinked at 

to screw up a job at work

I printed checks on the wrong paper and got blinked at by Marie.

blinked at by LargePete March 28, 2003

blinked at 

To encounter the shock and awe of the evil gatekeeper.

I was quietly walking to the bathroom when all of a sudden I was blinked at and subsequently wet my pants.

blinked at by buh-link'd at March 28, 2003

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Out`~`Blinked by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025