TELportation
The strange feeling that Thomson-East Coast Line trains travel so smoothly that you forget how far you've gone.
TELportation by Slangapore June 3, 2026
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Telepootation
The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.
"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"
Telepootation by Little Walnut August 25, 2018
teleportation
the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever
I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!
-why teleportation is the best
-why teleportation is the best
teleportation by muusbolla January 13, 2009
Teleportation Kid
Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.
Teleportation Kid by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022
Teleporntation
The act of watching a porn and imagining yourself in the scenes while 'takin care of your bizness...
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.
I was watching Skinamax the other night and I think I had some serious teleporntation, when I came in my pants during a scene.
Teleporntation by Airpace22 June 27, 2014
telepotation
Steve: Ali was so baked last night he woke up in Washington Square Park again
Mike: Man, thats a serious case of telepotation
Mike: Man, thats a serious case of telepotation
telepotation by beerbuster June 8, 2007
Magical Teleportation Tea
"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."
This is after he got his stomach pumped
This is after he got his stomach pumped
Magical Teleportation Tea by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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