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Telpis by Bawmore June 13, 2018

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telisa

A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.

Damn, I want to be a Telisa!

telisa by Telisa December 28, 2016

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Telisha

Fun loving adventurous person who builds walls to let only the serious ones in. Hates lack of attention and adores feeling loved. stands up for those she loves and is very stubborn. Don t mistake her aloofness for lack of compassion.

Omg, Telisha has such a fab dress sense!

Telisha by Miss p July 3, 2014

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Telisha

drop dead sexy and a sex goddess. Telisha is normally Dark headed, and have a booty to die for.

Telisha has a Ghetto booty

Telisha by Tellllldawwwwwg! July 11, 2011

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Telise

Telise is the kind of friend that you can rely on encase you are in a very bad situation. She does her very best to keep smiling even in the worst situation. She may seem dum on the outside but on the inside she is very smart and intelligent. Telise can be very crazy then out of nowhere she will be very calm. But don't mess with her because she has a fighting spirit and at times she can be a brat with out noticing it. She is rarely in drama so don't try to start any crap with her. And last you can trust her with anything such as a secret that is very important.

Hey Telise can you help me with something important. You can't tell anyone.

Telise by Panda._.607 November 9, 2017

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telisification

an unexpected erection a man recieves that can't be explained it can only be that the unconscience mind is thinkin of Ms. Telis

Sam just got telisified during the process of telisification while looking at Ashley Homa

telisification by $WAGG May 30, 2009

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Telissa

A beautiful, skinny tall perfect girl. Shes hilarious and is always laughing or smiling :)
She so hot and i always hear good things about her, shes like a princess when she walks.

That girl telissa is beautiful!

Telissa by Celena May 4, 2013

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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