telepenis
I have a telepenis.
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thepenisinhermouth
Similar to penisland, but obviously different. Used in the same way, to see who thinks pervertedly and who doesn't. How do you see it?
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.
OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.
OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?
thepenisinhermouth by bayareagrrrl December 9, 2008
Related Words
telepenisis • Telepeni • telekenishish • telekenisis • Telepenesis • Togepenis • Telekenesis • telekipenis • Thepenis • telegenic
Togepenis
A combination of the Pokemon, Togepi when it had intercourse with a Jewish penis (circumcised) and resulted in the birth of the Queen of Togepenis namely Claire, who dedicated a blog to the memory of the almight circumcised Pokemons who never found the spotlight.
Togepenis by mytogaglows November 25, 2010
Telekenesis
Literally, to move something from a distance (tele meaning from a distance, kenesis meaning motion).
I have the power of telekenesis, so i threw a car at my sister.
I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.
I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.
Telekenesis by mercethemerciless November 23, 2009
Togepenis
When Togepi and penises combine to create the tumblr ~f4m0us~ Togepenis who posts about cute guys/girls, Pokemon, and cats. Her trademark is her extreme use of sarcasm and witty retorts to people who ask her dumb questions. She is not to be taken seriously, and if you do you will be mocked mercilessly. It is unknown the exact number of followers she has as it is always growing, but it is definitely in the thousands, making her Tumblr famous.
Togepenis by myglassbottle November 26, 2010
Thepenis
The ancient Amazonian god of sexual intercourse. Revered as the bringer of fertility and pregnancy among the Amazonian women. Usually depicted as a 50 ft tall human penis erupting from the earth.
Thepenis by Ronald McBigDad September 20, 2016
telepanic
telepanic by FireMetalMan June 6, 2016
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