telepenis

A telepenis is a telescope like penis so old ones can’t extend without viagrea

I have a telepenis.

by TELEDICK January 10, 2019

thepenisinhermouth

Similar to penisland, but obviously different. Used in the same way, to see who thinks pervertedly and who doesn't. How do you see it?

PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.

OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?

by bayareagrrrl December 9, 2008

Togepenis

A combination of the Pokemon, Togepi when it had intercourse with a Jewish penis (circumcised) and resulted in the birth of the Queen of Togepenis namely Claire, who dedicated a blog to the memory of the almight circumcised Pokemons who never found the spotlight.

She blogged the Togepenis out of that Pokemon's circumcised cock.

by mytogaglows November 25, 2010

Telekenesis

Literally, to move something from a distance (tele meaning from a distance, kenesis meaning motion).

I have the power of telekenesis, so i threw a car at my sister.

I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.

by mercethemerciless November 23, 2009

Togepenis

When Togepi and penises combine to create the tumblr ~f4m0us~ Togepenis who posts about cute guys/girls, Pokemon, and cats. Her trademark is her extreme use of sarcasm and witty retorts to people who ask her dumb questions. She is not to be taken seriously, and if you do you will be mocked mercilessly. It is unknown the exact number of followers she has as it is always growing, but it is definitely in the thousands, making her Tumblr famous.

Anon: Togepenis don't like me
Claire: GTFO ~~*~

by myglassbottle November 26, 2010

Thepenis

The ancient Amazonian god of sexual intercourse. Revered as the bringer of fertility and pregnancy among the Amazonian women. Usually depicted as a 50 ft tall human penis erupting from the earth.

Behold, Thepenis, praise be unto him!

by Ronald McBigDad September 20, 2016

telepanic

That feeling when you don't know where your phone is!

I was in a telepanic when I couldn't find my phone before my meeting.

by FireMetalMan June 6, 2016