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Behold'ned 

To be visited and observed for the sake of others coming to behold the observably impressive form and figure on display.
The great tree was behold'ned for its presence,; they'd come from miles away to bask in its sparkly tree aura.
Behold'ned by Danny Durden September 22, 2020

Behold my gunius 

a phrase told by markiplier who is "the smartest dumb man alive"
how to say gunius gun-e-us now you can say Behold my gunius

Behold the Gates 

1. A group of small male children who enjoy the ballsacks of other small male children on their upper lip, right under (but not touching), their noses.

2. A general group of douche bags.
1. You guys just make one big BTG. (Behold the Gates)

Behold The Gates 

Metalcore band from Dallas, GA. Awesome screamer. douche bag guitarist who thinks he is better than any of his friends. Formerly known as Resist Till Bloodshed
Behold The Gates is basementcore.
Behold The Gates by shutupordie February 23, 2009

Behold The Architect 

A band with a shitty black singer, he can't cary a tune for shit. "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!?!"
They are not going anywhere. They suck

edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn HOW GAY IS THAT
Billy "Hey guys you want to go see Behold the Architect tonight?"
Tom "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy "no"
Billy "Will they?"
Tom "No"

Behold My Wheels 

Check out that bizzo with the bling-bling and Behold My Wheels!
Behold My Wheels by pentozali December 28, 2005