telepanic

That feeling when you don't know where your phone is!

I was in a telepanic when I couldn't find my phone before my meeting.

by FireMetalMan June 6, 2016

telepanhandler

telepanhandler, n. A subspecies of telemarketer devoted to soliciting donations, but no less annoying for all that.

"Hey, you're interrupting my favorite TV show you expletives deleted telepanhandler!" Click.

by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005

telepathic hug

a hug in which you are hugging in a state of mind, not physically touching, it is also sometimes deemed as being more important as a real physical hug

i gave patrick a telepathic hug even though i was in ohio and he was in minnesota

by supercoolben&gingdontlovekendy January 5, 2011

Telepathic Rape

When you imagine a specific girl to masturbate too. Typically your crush or a celebrity.

Female: I bet he jerks off to me, I'm reporting him to the cops for telepathic rape!
Smart Female: No you dumb bitch, that's not a thing.

by Eextreme September 7, 2021

Telephonically

adv. By telephonic means or processes; by the use of the telephone.

Can I please recieve the secret code
That if enetered telephonically
Would pass me through to you
Which means it will be your beautiful ass number?

by BeccaMarieee December 9, 2008

telemanchecoprobleptophobia

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.

She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009

telepathic rape

the thing you most likely found on reddit or any social media mostly in a form of a meme saying

"Thinking about someone while masturbating is called telepathic rape and effects the victim"

Hay look I found this really stupid thing called Telepathic rape on Reddit

by idk lol idk what to do August 19, 2022