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telepanhandler 

telepanhandler, n. A subspecies of telemarketer devoted to soliciting donations, but no less annoying for all that.
"Hey, you're interrupting my favorite TV show you expletives deleted telepanhandler!" Click.
telepanhandler by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005

telepathic hug 

a hug in which you are hugging in a state of mind, not physically touching, it is also sometimes deemed as being more important as a real physical hug
i gave patrick a telepathic hug even though i was in ohio and he was in minnesota

Telepathic Rape

When you imagine a specific girl to masturbate too. Typically your crush or a celebrity.
Female: I bet he jerks off to me, I'm reporting him to the cops for telepathic rape!
Smart Female: No you dumb bitch, that's not a thing.
Telepathic Rape by Eextreme September 7, 2021

Telephonically 

adv. By telephonic means or processes; by the use of the telephone.
Can I please recieve the secret code
That if enetered telephonically
Would pass me through to you
Which means it will be your beautiful ass number?
Telephonically by BeccaMarieee December 9, 2008

telemanchecoprobleptophobia 

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.
She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

telepathic rape

the thing you most likely found on reddit or any social media mostly in a form of a meme saying

"Thinking about someone while masturbating is called telepathic rape and effects the victim"
Hay look I found this really stupid thing called Telepathic rape on Reddit
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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