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telepenisis 

the ability to reach orgasm using only the mind with no physical touching of the penis
wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis
telepenisis by Chim April 21, 2007

telepenisis 

When you sense someone masturbating - Brock Viau
Brock Viau uses his telepenisis.

Brock uses his telepenisis at the children’s hospital.
telepenisis by Brocks hot sister April 27, 2021

Telekenesis 

Literally, to move something from a distance (tele meaning from a distance, kenesis meaning motion).
I have the power of telekenesis, so i threw a car at my sister.

I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.
Telekenesis by mercethemerciless November 23, 2009

Telekenesis 

The ability to move, pick-up, or otherwise manipulate an object with ones mind.
Telekenesis is featured well in the game "Psi-Ops".

telekenishish 

When two close friends have similar thoughts or coincidental telepathic-like situations occur.
*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"
telekenishish by thaartofdez August 7, 2006

Telepenesis 

When two bro's know each other so well, they know what each other's penises are thinking. This can usually be spotted when guys high five after seeing an incredibly hot girl walk-by.
Guy1: Wow dude, you see that chick?

*chick walks by*

Guy2: Oh yeah! *high fives and bro-fists* It's like we have Telepenesis.
Telepenesis by TheSandman321 February 22, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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