The ancient Amazonian god of sexual intercourse. Revered as the bringer of fertility and pregnancy among the Amazonian women. Usually depicted as a 50 ft tall human penis erupting from the earth.
by Ronald McBigDad September 20, 2016
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1. to watch porn, to masturbate (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
Originates in high school sex-ed classes where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.
1. to watch porn, to masturbate (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
Originates in high school sex-ed classes where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.
1. John: "I was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape last night, and it's pretty hot.
Jim: "Dude you study for the penis test with that like every night"
2. Jane: "OMG I had the most AMAZING time with Jake last night! We saw Old Dogs and it was SO funny!"
Janet: "Please that movie sucked you studied for the penis test didn't you?"
Jane "OK maybe just little..."
Jim: "Dude you study for the penis test with that like every night"
2. Jane: "OMG I had the most AMAZING time with Jake last night! We saw Old Dogs and it was SO funny!"
Janet: "Please that movie sucked you studied for the penis test didn't you?"
Jane "OK maybe just little..."
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Similar to penisland, but obviously different. Used in the same way, to see who thinks pervertedly and who doesn't. How do you see it?
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.
OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.
OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?
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Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"
Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"
Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"
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Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!
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