Thepenis 

The ancient Amazonian god of sexual intercourse. Revered as the bringer of fertility and pregnancy among the Amazonian women. Usually depicted as a 50 ft tall human penis erupting from the earth.

Behold, Thepenis, praise be unto him!

Thepenis by Ronald McBigDad September 20, 2016

Study For the Penis Test 

verb

1. to watch porn, to masturbate (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
Originates in high school sex-ed classes where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.

1. John: "I was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape last night, and it's pretty hot.
Jim: "Dude you study for the penis test with that like every night"

2. Jane: "OMG I had the most AMAZING time with Jake last night! We saw Old Dogs and it was SO funny!"
Janet: "Please that movie sucked you studied for the penis test didn't you?"
Jane "OK maybe just little..."

Study For the Penis Test by DrMcNinja March 9, 2010

thepenisinhermouth 

Similar to penisland, but obviously different. Used in the same way, to see who thinks pervertedly and who doesn't. How do you see it?

PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.

OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?

thepenisinhermouth by bayareagrrrl December 9, 2008

The Penis Monkey challenge

The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.

Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"

Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"

The Penis Monkey challenge by Johnny Asswipe IV March 8, 2021

the penis game 

A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.

Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS

the penis game by sm00shr December 20, 2014

The Penis Swastika Mistake

The rookie mistake of trying too hard when designing a logo and you end up making one that has either a penis, a swastika, or both, included in your design.

Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!

The Penis Swastika Mistake by CaptainOraznatac January 17, 2019

The Penis Of America

The Penis Of America is another name for Florida, USA.

-Where do you live?
-'The Penis of America.'

The Penis Of America by Toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 12, 2008