Telepeni 

A magical penis alien that came to Earth to teleport up womans vaginas and then the male human was born.

Oh my god! I discovered the magical Telepeni(s)!!!1!one!

Telepeni by UrbanPikminFTW March 30, 2015

telepanic 

That feeling when you don't know where your phone is!

I was in a telepanic when I couldn't find my phone before my meeting.

telepanic by FireMetalMan June 6, 2016

telepenisis 

When two bros think of the same thing at the same time. (both having a penis)

"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.

telepenisis by jimmy big z August 10, 2017

telepenisis 

the ability to reach orgasm using only the mind with no physical touching of the penis

wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis

telepenisis by Chim April 21, 2007

telekenishish 

When two close friends have similar thoughts or coincidental telepathic-like situations occur.

*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"

telekenishish by thaartofdez August 7, 2006

telegenic 

A subject (generally a person) that is physically attractive or striking only from a distance. (prefix 'tele' meaning 'distance', 'from afar')

Looking good in the eyes of a far-sighted person.

Darren is not naturally photogenic but at least he is telegenic.

Girlfriend 1: "So you finally met up with that dude you have been flirting with for months on chat. How does he look??"
Girlfriend 2: "He was..ummm..telegenic. Can we talk about something else now?"

telegenic by hedkandigirl January 11, 2010

Telepenesis 

When two bro's know each other so well, they know what each other's penises are thinking. This can usually be spotted when guys high five after seeing an incredibly hot girl walk-by.

Guy1: Wow dude, you see that chick?

*chick walks by*

Guy2: Oh yeah! *high fives and bro-fists* It's like we have Telepenesis.

Telepenesis by TheSandman321 February 22, 2011