Telepeni
A magical penis alien that came to Earth to teleport up womans vaginas and then the male human was born.
Telepeni by UrbanPikminFTW March 30, 2015
Words you can keep
telepanic
telepanic by FireMetalMan June 6, 2016
Related Words
telepenisis • Telepeni • telegenic • telekenishish • telekenisis • telepanic • Telepenathic • Telepenesis
telepenisis
"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.
telepenisis by jimmy big z August 10, 2017
telepenisis
wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis
telepenisis by Chim April 21, 2007
telekenishish
*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"
telekenishish by thaartofdez August 7, 2006
telegenic
A subject (generally a person) that is physically attractive or striking only from a distance. (prefix 'tele' meaning 'distance', 'from afar')
Looking good in the eyes of a far-sighted person.
Looking good in the eyes of a far-sighted person.
Darren is not naturally photogenic but at least he is telegenic.
Girlfriend 1: "So you finally met up with that dude you have been flirting with for months on chat. How does he look??"
Girlfriend 2: "He was..ummm..telegenic. Can we talk about something else now?"
Girlfriend 1: "So you finally met up with that dude you have been flirting with for months on chat. How does he look??"
Girlfriend 2: "He was..ummm..telegenic. Can we talk about something else now?"
telegenic by hedkandigirl January 11, 2010
Telepenesis
When two bro's know each other so well, they know what each other's penises are thinking. This can usually be spotted when guys high five after seeing an incredibly hot girl walk-by.
Guy1: Wow dude, you see that chick?
*chick walks by*
Guy2: Oh yeah! *high fives and bro-fists* It's like we have Telepenesis.
*chick walks by*
Guy2: Oh yeah! *high fives and bro-fists* It's like we have Telepenesis.
Telepenesis by TheSandman321 February 22, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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