Togepenis

A combination of the Pokemon, Togepi when it had intercourse with a Jewish penis (circumcised) and resulted in the birth of the Queen of Togepenis namely Claire, who dedicated a blog to the memory of the almight circumcised Pokemons who never found the spotlight.

She blogged the Togepenis out of that Pokemon's circumcised cock.

by mytogaglows November 25, 2010

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Togepenis

When Togepi and penises combine to create the tumblr ~f4m0us~ Togepenis who posts about cute guys/girls, Pokemon, and cats. Her trademark is her extreme use of sarcasm and witty retorts to people who ask her dumb questions. She is not to be taken seriously, and if you do you will be mocked mercilessly. It is unknown the exact number of followers she has as it is always growing, but it is definitely in the thousands, making her Tumblr famous.

Anon: Togepenis don't like me
Claire: GTFO ~~*~

by myglassbottle November 26, 2010

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Togepenis

The queen of Tumblr-
She is a complete bitch that no one can resist.

Slut: "OMG Togepenis called me a slut and told me to die!!!!!11!!!!!111111"

Cunt: "OMG NO WAI!!!!1111!!!1!! UR SO LUCKY"

by Anonynous anon anon anon anonn November 26, 2010

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thepenisinhermouth

Similar to penisland, but obviously different. Used in the same way, to see who thinks pervertedly and who doesn't. How do you see it?

PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.

OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?

by bayareagrrrl December 9, 2008

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Thepenis

The ancient Amazonian god of sexual intercourse. Revered as the bringer of fertility and pregnancy among the Amazonian women. Usually depicted as a 50 ft tall human penis erupting from the earth.

Behold, Thepenis, praise be unto him!

by Ronald McBigDad September 20, 2016

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