Telepenesis 

When two bro's know each other so well, they know what each other's penises are thinking. This can usually be spotted when guys high five after seeing an incredibly hot girl walk-by.

Guy1: Wow dude, you see that chick?

*chick walks by*

Guy2: Oh yeah! *high fives and bro-fists* It's like we have Telepenesis.

Telepenesis by TheSandman321 February 22, 2011

telekinesis 

The ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. Seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there's yet no proof it exists in real life.

Wilma: Nicky, would you get me the second volume of the Kinsey report on the top shelf?

Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?

telekinesis by Bluejay Young May 14, 2004

TelekinesisPort

To have the ability to move objects with his mind, then transport over to where you moved it to, so then you can use that thing at that place that you moved to
Definition made by Rhett and Link from: Good Myhical Morning

Link: My daddy can teleport.
Rhett: My daddy has telekinesis.
Link: My daddy can TelekinesisPort !

TelekinesisPort by I.Am.BATMAN March 26, 2017

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

Drunk telekinesis by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013

telephonesis 

(n.) possessing the awesome ability to read one another's thoughts via telephone.

Patrick: What am I thinking?
Lena: Of bikini-clad girls eating cheeseburgers in your car.
Patrick: Fuckin' A. You have the power of telephonesis.
Lena: Damn straight.

telephonesis by bitchslap6969 September 19, 2010

telekinesis 

"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."

- "Carrie" 1976

Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?

Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!

telekinesis by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008

Telekenesis 

Literally, to move something from a distance (tele meaning from a distance, kenesis meaning motion).

I have the power of telekenesis, so i threw a car at my sister.

I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.

Telekenesis by mercethemerciless November 23, 2009