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Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex

Other friend: He probably has a teenis
Teenis by Trash bag69 November 21, 2018
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Usually a person with a lot of bandz fucks a lot of females but if you the one for him he would settle down teezie got the streets on lock keep 2 glocks an never duck the opps
Goofy: teezie I heard you still fucking my girl

Teezie : never love em never trust em just lust em so u can bust em
teezie by Teeziebandz November 25, 2017
(noun) An office-related faux pas.
He committed a Terzis by accidently hitting "reply all" to that email.
Terzis by comictheologian January 7, 2010

illhas teezi

Arabic for lick my ass when saying it to a guy or if you want to say it to a girl then you would say illhasi Teezi
Girl: Lets get some ice cream
Guy: You Don't need ice cream
Girl: Illhas Teezi ya {khara}
illhas teezi by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005
A "Teenis" is a tiny penis.
I asked her why her clit was so big and she told me it was her "teenis".
Teenis by JS Bach November 1, 2011
The inherent discrimination of teenagers by the rest of the population. Commonly assumed to be mentally deficient, whiney, ungrateful, lazy, and other negative traits. Often incited by the age old perception that has been passed down through generations. Can be immensely frustrating for a teenager, as they are often spoken to condescendingly or treated as an inevitable criminal.
Note that this is not limited to adults discriminating against said teenagers. Teenagers can discriminate among their own age group, or adolescents slightly younger/older.
Example of teenism:
Arbitrary and whiney comments and facebook posts including but not limited to:
-I swear this is the most screwed up generation
-Any sentance starting with "kids these days"
Also observed in general conversation.
Teenism by arbitrary pseudonym January 3, 2014
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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