Teenism

The inherent discrimination of teenagers by the rest of the population. Commonly assumed to be mentally deficient, whiney, ungrateful, lazy, and other negative traits. Often incited by the age old perception that has been passed down through generations. Can be immensely frustrating for a teenager, as they are often spoken to condescendingly or treated as an inevitable criminal.
Note that this is not limited to adults discriminating against said teenagers. Teenagers can discriminate among their own age group, or adolescents slightly younger/older.

Example of teenism:
Arbitrary and whiney comments and facebook posts including but not limited to:
-I swear this is the most screwed up generation
-Any sentance starting with "kids these days"
Also observed in general conversation.

by arbitrary pseudonym January 3, 2014

Teenis

A very small penis (Tea-nis)

Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex

Other friend: He probably has a teenis

by Trash bag69 November 21, 2018

Teenis

A "Teenis" is a tiny penis.

I asked her why her clit was so big and she told me it was her "teenis".

by JS Bach November 1, 2011

Teenis Pail

When you can’t say Penis Tail correctly

“Stab it! Stab it with your Teenis Pail!”

by M_ike July 18, 2020

Teenis Pail

When you play Alien: Isolation for so long, you can’t pronounce Penis Tail correctly |:

“Stab it! Stab it with your Teenis Pail!”

by M_ike July 18, 2020

Teejism

Being unable to go through an everyday social interaction with a stranger, such as a shop assistant, without making a light hearted comment which makes the situation more awkward

Friend 1 to waiter "I'll have a hot chocolate please"
Friend 2 to waiter "Excuse my child of a friend, I'll have a filter coffee please"
Friend 1 to friend 2 "See what I mean, you suffer from teejism"

by Derbz89 December 5, 2011

teenis

A tennis class consisting of teenagers

Murr: I taught a tennis class full of teenagers. I called it teenis.

by EvanKnish November 25, 2021