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1. A self-proclaimed elitist in the golfing realm; someone who thinks they are the end-all be-all of golf and golf-related discussions.
2. Someone who pities the fool that doesn't enjoy golf.
Freddie's constant speeches about his golf skills make him sound like a teeist.

After Freddie shaved his head into a mohawk and started wearing that gold chain, he's been more of a teeist than ever.
teeist by Skip Doogle May 3, 2018
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agnostic theist

A person who believes in the existence of God but could not prove the existence of God or even be proved of the existence of God. May not even claim to know the properties of the God such as what it does or it's appearance or what this creator is composed of or originated from. Doesn't know about God but believes in a God just by choosing to but usually rejects known religion as proof of God.

Theistic Satanism 

As the Satanic ideals and religion grew more popular throughout the decades of the 20th century, most Satanists were only symbolic Satanists. This means they used Satan as a symbol for desires that other religions denied, individuality, strength, independance, etc, but did not actually worship or believe in Satan. To be a Theistic, or traditional Satanist, means to be one that truly believes in Satan and worships him as the deity that he is.
*Philosophical/Symbolic Satanism- " We don't actually believe in Satan, but we live very similarly to the principles of which a true Satanist operates on, minus worshipping"

*Theistic Satanism*- I believe in and worship Satan as a god

teenstache 

A portmanteau describing a teenager's moustache that ranges from faint to very noticeable, but never thick enough to look even remotely good. It remains until the person shaves for the first time.
That guy has such a teenstache, I wish he'd buy a razor.
teenstache by D_C_ August 28, 2006
Teesta is probably the sweetest girl out there. She's the girl who will pause her Netflix/YouTube video to text you back. Don't betray her she will kill you. Guys if you get a teesta out there that you like got ask her out cause she probably likes you back.
Omg Teesta is so sweet!!
Teesta by That is how 1234 April 23, 2019

theist loser 

It's so ironic how Rational Truth calls himself "rational" and what he says the "truth," yet he spreads nothing but lies and misinformation about atheists and devotes his life to writing definitions of words on here that, in some way or the other, completely flame, insult, and trash atheists. Man, what a life :) He says that most atheists are "atheist losers" without even taking into account what a "theist loser" he is making out of himself.

Theistic Field 

The year round visible reminders of your brand of faith permeating the public space which keeps the gaslight on for you. Music, entertainment, politics, holidays, symbols, colloquialisms.
Walking near a park, Bob saw a lamb and texted a religious emoji to his friend. Both felt recharged and renewed in their faith after Bob encountered the strong Theistic Field near the park.
Theistic Field by Sample1 March 15, 2019
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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