tecle 

a term for when your friend is still in the closet but wont admit it

tecle is gay

tecle by Mr.CUCK April 16, 2017

Nouveau Teche 

Similar to nouveau riche, nouveau teche are non-tech companies that have very recently called themselves "a Tech Company".

They often talk loudly about buzzwords of the day like blockchain, AI, ML, Big Data, IoT. More prolific ones use chained combos to impress, like "we use Big Data IoT with Blockchained AI to drive our candle making business."

You got to be amused by the number of nouveau teche coming into the Bay Area these days.

Nouveau Teche by cre8destiny October 10, 2018

Taclear 

A masculine female with average sized boobs.

"Taclear is so hot, wouldn't you agree?"

Taclear by speartaros dad that ran away May 30, 2021

telebong 

The act of smoking a bong on Skype or a similar service.

Hey dude, lets connect online later and we can Telebong!

telebong by lolcat216 September 22, 2018

Telebate 

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.

John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.

Telebate by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

tele-hell 

1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.

2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.

1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!

tele-hell by WordOfArt July 19, 2010

Tecla

A beautiful, smart woman that can crack you up at any time. She is a social butterfly and will befriend any she meets. A little crazy at times but she knows how to have fun. She knows what she wants and all the guys want her. She is loyal and strong. If you have a Tecla in your life hold on tight you are lucky to have her.

I just meet the sweetest person she must be a Tecla.

Tecla by Rbfsc May 17, 2018