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Definitions by cre8destiny

fat cat meow 

A highly valued output by very senior executives and politicians hugely appreciated their peers.

The higher their pay and the lesser work they do, the louder and more screeching their fat cat meow. It has an infectious effect on nearby cats of the same fur.
The meeting today was so full of fat cat meows it was almost entertaining!
fat cat meow by cre8destiny December 12, 2018

fat cat meow 

A highly valued output by very senior executives and politicians hugely appreciated by their peers.

The higher their pay and the lesser work they do, the louder and more screeching their fat cat meow. It has an infectious effect on nearby cats of the same fur.
The meeting today was so full of fat cat meows it was almost entertaining!
That meeting was so full of fat cat meows it was painfully amusing!
fat cat meow by cre8destiny December 12, 2018

talent repellent

A nasty fragrance worn by Fat Cat bureaucrats who believe technical talents can be easily found and replaced and should be as cheap as last week's lettuce at the local supermarket.
Oh, him. He's such a talent repellent no one wants to work for him!
talent repellent by cre8destiny December 12, 2018

Digital Charlatan 

The snake oil salesmen reborn into the digital age!

Eloquent and charming, the digital charlatan is a fraud who make exaggerated claims on technology using the latest tech buzzwords and predictions. In reality, they deliver nothing tangible and of value.
"shouldn't have wasted time on that digital charlatan and his 90 buzzwords-per-minute speech."
Digital Charlatan by cre8destiny December 5, 2018

dork-com boom

A movement started around 2015 when lots of companies herded towards "becoming a tech company", driven primarily by the fear of loosing out.

Dork-com companies are those who lost sight of their core business and shed their best people to embrace a new "digital business" that never took off.

These companies will subsequently be seen in the same light as Y2K, the Kool Kardashain Kard and selfie sticks.
Good new, our largest competitor joined the dork-com boom!
dork-com boom by cre8destiny October 12, 2018

FeignTech 

Fake or badly thought out technology ideas trying to pass of as legit technology innovator or disruptor.
yeah, definitely a lot of FeignTech companies at this year's FinTech conference...
FeignTech by cre8destiny October 12, 2018

Digital Lipgloss 

A sought-after cosmetic used to increase the digital-ness of Big Corporates in non-tech industries. Just like putting lipstick on a pig, putting digital lipgloss on a company can make it more attractive.
i-Bricks? Sounds like a load of digital lipgloss!
Digital Lipgloss by cre8destiny October 10, 2018