Telebate

(verb). The act of masterbating while working remotely or teleworking.

John didn't get much done when he was working from home. He just wanted to telebate instead.

by Mdad28 January 3, 2014

Telebate

To masturbate while on a conference call when telecommuting.

John was soo bored during his manager's staff conference call that he telebated to pass time.

by 2 Da Quad April 25, 2011

telebate

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

by Geoffrey Dahmer March 6, 2008

Telehater

Someone who calls or texts for the sole purpose of complaining about someone or something.

I swear the only time Girlfriend calls me is to bitch about something. Doesn’t that telehater have anything better to do with her day?

by DeekPA March 31, 2011

telebating

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015

telebation

What many TV personalities do to glorify themselves. essentially masturbating in front of the world. It is also what Miss America does every year when she pours her heart out about helping poor kids in africa.

tipper gore telebated all over dee snider. telebation

by toolate2bup February 28, 2010

teledated

someone who bases there entire state of mind on whats popular on television at the present time.

ted: why the hell is jay wearing all that 70s shit and talking a load of bolocks.

john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.

by yay_its_frogcloset May 3, 2007