by Mdad28 January 3, 2014
by 2 Da Quad April 7, 2011
"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"
by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015
To masturbate to cable television programs.
by Geoffrey Dahmer March 7, 2008
What many TV personalities do to glorify themselves. essentially masturbating in front of the world. It is also what Miss America does every year when she pours her heart out about helping poor kids in africa.
by toolate2bup February 28, 2010