targetory

The endless cycle you spend at target looking for something

Dude, yesterday I spent half an hour in targetory looking for candles.

by Atdantis October 17, 2020

Targeter

Someone who specifically targets another player in-game.

OMG, Nate is such a targeter.

by CutieMal December 25, 2016

Targetorb

Targetorb: the distinctive orb-shaped waist-high anti-vehicle bollards installed around the entry doors of Target stores --as compared to the plain concrete-filled pipes typical of other stores' bollards. Targetorbs are usually painted red. ("TAHR-geh-TORB")(n)

The Targetorbs outside Target are kinda cute and every time Bily sees a Targetorb, he wants to climb on it and have his picture taken. Perhaps that's their hidden purpose.

by The_Real_Terry September 18, 2020

Targeternative

Alternative music that can be found in stores that are not primarily known for selling music. This is considered to be a sign that the band is no longer alternative; when you can find your favorite band's records in the "Breakout Artists" section of Target, it is assumed that they have gone mainstream. (From root words "Target" and "alternative".)

Man, I used to like Arcade Fire, but the other day I went out to get some deodorant and Sun Chips and I found out that they've gone Targeternative!

by Ian Jay August 26, 2005

Targeteria

The name of the cafeteria in the front of Target

Boy am I stuffed...I just finished a soft pretzel in the Targeteria

by AngryMedic December 30, 2009

career tragectory

a career path marked by increasing amounts of tragedy, lameness, futility, ineptitude, respect, and/or pay.

Vic's career tragectory included starting at Lehman Brothers, then Bernie Madoff's firm, then jail, and now he's working at the Wendy's drive-thru.

by katewoo April 28, 2011

Targetonin

The Euphoric feeling you get while shopping and making unnecessary purchases at Target.

I have had a rough week, I am going to grab a drink at Starbucks, wander around and get some Targetonin.

by Mano Meile May 19, 2023