oppelganger

someone who is seemingly just like you but on closer look is, in fact, your opposite.
My two blonde friends are oppelgangers--they're both blonde and have the same job, but one is a badass dry-witted sports nut, and the other is a fashion- and boy-obsessed neurotic.
by katewoo October 21, 2010
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career tragectory

a career path marked by increasing amounts of tragedy, lameness, futility, ineptitude, respect, and/or pay.
Vic's career tragectory included starting at Lehman Brothers, then Bernie Madoff's firm, then jail, and now he's working at the Wendy's drive-thru.
by katewoo April 28, 2011
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