within whack (wyth-IN WACK)(adj pr): In order, within specifications, nominal --"lost positive" phrase opposite of "out of whack."
by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020
Keuregglect: a portmanteau (blend) of the words "Keurig" (the famed K-cup coffee machines) and "neglect" (carelessness, lack of attention to). Examples of Keurigglect include: 1.) never-changing the residual water in the tank so that eventually this water becomes viscious and germy, or 2.) leaving the spent K-cup in the holder after use. ("koo-reh-GLEKT")(n, v)(adj: Keurigglectful "koo-reh-GLEKT-ful")
The teachers' lounge Keurig had a nasty, moldy K-cup stuck in the holder because someone in a moment of Keuregglect left their K-cup in there on the last day of school and there it sat, mouldering, all summer. That was really Keurigglectful.
by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020
roobah (n): A fictional form of rural Australian mass transit in which a giant kangaroo (a "roo") lets passengers ride in her abdominal pouch as if riding a bus (the "bah" --from "bus") popularized by a 2020 episode of late night Cartoon Network series "YOLO Crystal Fantasy." As the roobah jumped along the road with pouch-passengers aboard, voice and text on screen repeatedly said "ROOBAH, ROOBAH, ROOBAH."
(In Australian accent) "Sarah, the car's out; 'ow are whe gonna get to the Terry Cup match now?"
(In Australian accent) "Oheh yeh, we'll 'ave to tayke the roobah then."
(In Australian accent) "Oheh yeh, we'll 'ave to tayke the roobah then."
by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020
CTFD: An intialism for "Calm The Fuck Down" mosty used in chat forums and email, but having some leakage to vernacular usage. (see-tee-eff-dee)(emphatic)
"During the CoVid-19 lockdown panic with all of those empty shelves in the supermarkets, I wanted managers to put up signs link, 'Attention customers: please CTFD, you don't need to buy 25 rolls of toilet paper'."
by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020
roobah (n)(ROO-bah or ROO-buh): A fictional form of rural Australian mass transit in which a giant kangaroo (a "roo") lets passengers ride in her abdominal pouch as if riding a bus (a "bah" --from "bus") popularized by a 2020 episode of late night Cartoon Network series "YOLO Crystal Fantasy." As the roobah jumped along the road with pouch-passengers aboard, voice and text on screen repeatedly said "ROOBAH, ROOBAH, ROOBAH."
(In Australian accent) "Sarah, the car's out; 'ow are whe gonna git to the Terry Cup match now?"
(In Australian accent) "Oheh yeh, we'll 'ave to tayke the roobah then."
(In Australian accent) "Oheh yeh, we'll 'ave to tayke the roobah then."
by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020
crinkly wink: a view of someone's anus, particularly if puckered shut and resembling an asterisk (*). (KRIN-kul-lee WINK)(n)
"Yuck! Dude bent over in the locker room and I got a crinkly wink; how do I unsee that? Damn, now I need eyebleach."
by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020
tabhole: the main cut-away hole in a pull tab of a beverage can --compare: enhanced tabhole (a gratuitously complex holing, as if complexity of tab hole-making enhances product status; artistic tabhole (a tab hole purposefully cut in an artistic manner --like the Red Bull cans' cutout in the shape of a bull). ("TAHB-hol")(n)
Okay, I actually don't mind paying soooooo much for Red Bull energy drinks because they immediately make me feel like I've had a refreshing nap --and bonus points for the artistic tabhole shaped like a bull. My only qualm is if I'm going to drive in heavy traffic while full of Red Bull, it seems like my anxiety kicks up a notch.
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In the 80s, kids saved up pull tabs which they strung together by putting wire through the tabhole of each tab, so some sort of charity purpose that usually turned out to be just urban legend. People didn't have Snopes to check back then.
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In the 80s, kids saved up pull tabs which they strung together by putting wire through the tabhole of each tab, so some sort of charity purpose that usually turned out to be just urban legend. People didn't have Snopes to check back then.
by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020