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any clump of deodorant which somehow comes into existence and hangs in one's armpit hair, sometimes to detach and fall down a shirt or self-sprinkle out of one's sleeve. Such a fallen deodorugget, in the manner of meteor/meteorite, may be called a deodoruggetite.
(portmanteau word blend of "deodorant" and "nugget")
(n)("dee-OH-dur-UGG-et")
(portmanteau word blend of "deodorant" and "nugget")
(n)("dee-OH-dur-UGG-et")
What's this white crap on the rug? Oh gross, it's a deodorugget someone stepped on --nasty!
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In the shower, Eric was shocked at the number of deodoruggets he discovered clinging to his armpit hair. This led to metaphysical musing about whether the solar system or indeed the whole universe might really just be deodoruggets rolled up in the armpit of some giant cosmic being.
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In the shower, Eric was shocked at the number of deodoruggets he discovered clinging to his armpit hair. This led to metaphysical musing about whether the solar system or indeed the whole universe might really just be deodoruggets rolled up in the armpit of some giant cosmic being.
by The_Real_Terry September 20, 2020
Get the deodorugget mug.Targetorb: the distinctive orb-shaped waist-high anti-vehicle bollards installed around the entry doors of Target stores --as compared to the plain concrete-filled pipes typical of other stores' bollards. Targetorbs are usually painted red. ("TAHR-geh-TORB")(n)
The Targetorbs outside Target are kinda cute and every time Bily sees a Targetorb, he wants to climb on it and have his picture taken. Perhaps that's their hidden purpose.
by The_Real_Terry September 18, 2020
Get the Targetorb mug.tabhole: the main cut-away hole in a pull tab of a beverage can --compare: enhanced tabhole (a gratuitously complex holing, as if complexity of tab hole-making enhances product status; artistic tabhole (a tab hole purposefully cut in an artistic manner --like the Red Bull cans' cutout in the shape of a bull). ("TAHB-hol")(n)
Okay, I actually don't mind paying soooooo much for Red Bull energy drinks because they immediately make me feel like I've had a refreshing nap --and bonus points for the artistic tabhole shaped like a bull. My only qualm is if I'm going to drive in heavy traffic while full of Red Bull, it seems like my anxiety kicks up a notch.
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In the 80s, kids saved up pull tabs which they strung together by putting wire through the tabhole of each tab, so some sort of charity purpose that usually turned out to be just urban legend. People didn't have Snopes to check back then.
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In the 80s, kids saved up pull tabs which they strung together by putting wire through the tabhole of each tab, so some sort of charity purpose that usually turned out to be just urban legend. People didn't have Snopes to check back then.
by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020
Get the tabhole mug.Keuregglect: a portmanteau (blend) of the words "Keurig" (the famed K-cup coffee machines) and "neglect" (carelessness, lack of attention to). Examples of Keurigglect include: 1.) never-changing the residual water in the tank so that eventually this water becomes viscious and germy, or 2.) leaving the spent K-cup in the holder after use. ("koo-reh-GLEKT")(n, v)(adj: Keurigglectful "koo-reh-GLEKT-ful")
The teachers' lounge Keurig had a nasty, moldy K-cup stuck in the holder because someone in a moment of Keuregglect left their K-cup in there on the last day of school and there it sat, mouldering, all summer. That was really Keurigglectful.
by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020
Get the Keuregglect mug.CTFD: An intialism for "Calm The Fuck Down" mosty used in chat forums and email, but having some leakage to vernacular usage. (see-tee-eff-dee)(emphatic)
"During the CoVid-19 lockdown panic with all of those empty shelves in the supermarkets, I wanted managers to put up signs link, 'Attention customers: please CTFD, you don't need to buy 25 rolls of toilet paper'."
by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020
Get the CTFD mug.BeerIceBaitGroc (beer-iys-BAYt-grock)(n): A phrase printed --occasionally hand-painted-- on placards or signage at rural American community markets meaning "we sell beer, ice, bait, and groceries." Portions of the phrase may be split up among several lines of text, for instance, "BeerIce" on the first line (with or wihout spaces) and "BaitGroc" on the second. If being spoken in sarcasm, the "groc" must be pronounced as spelled: "GROCK" (like "crock") and never "GROSS" (as might be implied from it being a shortened form of "groceries"). Subdivisions of the phrase may serve as shorthand for the whole, i.e. BeerIce may be used alone, as may BaitGroc.
"Heya Honey, I'm gonna' go down to the campground store for BeerIceBaitGroc --maybe get some bread and Bud Light."
by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020
Get the beericebaitgroc mug.roobah (n)(ROO-bah or ROO-buh): A fictional form of rural Australian mass transit in which a giant kangaroo (a "roo") lets passengers ride in her abdominal pouch as if riding a bus (a "bah" --from "bus") popularized by a 2020 episode of late night Cartoon Network series "YOLO Crystal Fantasy." As the roobah jumped along the road with pouch-passengers aboard, voice and text on screen repeatedly said "ROOBAH, ROOBAH, ROOBAH."
(In Australian accent) "Sarah, the car's out; 'ow are whe gonna git to the Terry Cup match now?"
(In Australian accent) "Oheh yeh, we'll 'ave to tayke the roobah then."
(In Australian accent) "Oheh yeh, we'll 'ave to tayke the roobah then."
by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020
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