tardliness

the quality or habit of being a person that is stupid, or innefective.

My tardliness precludes me from writing a more witty example.

tardliness by ralionairb August 25, 2009

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

tardness by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

tardiness 

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

tardiness by spronkey November 30, 2003

Retort Tardiness 

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

Retort Tardiness by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

turdiness 

The act of being a turd; acting like a shithead

My kids snapped out of his turdiness.

turdiness by Parentof5 November 1, 2012

Tardedness 

Being slow or dumb.Usely doing it for a reason.

Her tardedness was bugging me.

Tardedness by Kiddnothing February 4, 2009

Turdliness 

The act of being a real turd

"Your turdliness is really turdy."

"My cat's turdliness almost got him thrown out of the house."

Turdliness by $m@rt@leck April 19, 2012