tardiness 

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

tardiness by spronkey November 30, 2003

Tardiness 

Referring to yourself as “tardi”
When you are late to class

Please excuse my tardiness.

Tardiness by Silver.Gun December 13, 2018

Retort Tardiness 

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

Retort Tardiness by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

International Tardiness Day 

December 6.

On International Tardiness Day, 14 7th graders were late for school.

International Tardiness Day by Jan Karlo December 8, 2022

Tardissist 

an extremely dense narcissist

"why on earth would the Eagles allow Shady McCoy to go to the Bills, and then sign D Murray...McCoy fits their system perfectly!"

"Head Coach is a tardissist"

Tardissist by badback9 March 12, 2015

turdness 

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

turdness by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness 

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness by Tom from March 27, 2007