tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

tardness by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

turdness 

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

turdness by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

tardiness 

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

tardiness by spronkey November 30, 2003

Retort Tardiness 

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

Retort Tardiness by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Tardiness 

Referring to yourself as “tardi”
When you are late to class

Please excuse my tardiness.

Tardiness by Silver.Gun December 13, 2018

Macro Ziggurat of tartness

1 lemon on a sombrero on top of 7 pizza boxes on top of a GIANT pizza box. Used for worshiping Lemon o' tart

Guy 1:time to pray at the Macro Ziggurat of tartness
Guy 2:dude your are weird

Macro Ziggurat of tartness by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 22, 2019

Wordness to the Turdness 

A phrase when something is indescribable.

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

Wordness to the Turdness by Pubeypie August 30, 2021