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1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness
Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.
tardness by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

tiredness 

You are extremely tired or are really tired...so therefore it would be tiredness
I'm dying of extreme tiredness.
tiredness by Meggo Eggo July 5, 2006

tardiness 

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness
1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"
tardiness by spronkey November 30, 2003

Retort Tardiness 

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

turdedness 

An expression of the word turd in a verb form. When something is turded it can be closely described as being crapped on. Turdedness however goes a step further and expresses the shittiness of a situation or action. Can be used in the same context as craziness.
"You won't believe the turdedness I had to deal with today. A cop wrote me a ticket for going 2 km over the limit!"
turdedness by sumerwine January 28, 2010

tardliness

the quality or habit of being a person that is stupid, or innefective.
My tardliness precludes me from writing a more witty example.
tardliness by ralionairb August 25, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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