14 definitions by Words Wired Weird
1. A person who displays their emotions and inclinations clearly on their face
2. A person who spends most of their time in the company of books
2. A person who spends most of their time in the company of books
1. "Don't tell me you liked those socks, I can read your bookface"
2. "She is turning into such a bookface - can't you convince her to join facebook?"
2. "She is turning into such a bookface - can't you convince her to join facebook?"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
"Hey, see that sweatcake over there? She looks like she's just come from the zombie studio and onto a treadmill"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
"The Ancient Greeks had their own mytholology - oops, that was a flub"
"Put the Splagghetti in the - well, I flubbed that up"
"Put the Splagghetti in the - well, I flubbed that up"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008