Definitions by spronkey

grangrivel 

Anger-inducing or offensive speech, text, images or other communicative material.

"Mr. Fu was speaking grangrivel to me yesterday; he called me a hamburger rapist!"

grangrivel by spronkey September 10, 2005

tardiness 

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

tardiness by spronkey November 30, 2003

tardy

Reffering to an action or object;
1) To express retardedness.
2) To express lateness.

See tardiness

1) "You can never do anything right! You're just too tardy!"
2) "Explain why you are so tardy today!"

tardy by spronkey November 30, 2003

haxxy 

Something which could only be performed by somebody performing the equivalent task in real life as "Hacking the Matrix"

Mr. Fu: "Omg! He killed me!"
Ms. Bar: "How haxxy! :S"

haxxy by spronkey November 30, 2003

McPlastic 

Food type; specifically comes from fast food chain "McDonalds" - looks, tastes, feels and smells like plastic.

"New McPlastic burger! Buy today from McDonalds!"

McPlastic by spronkey November 30, 2003

spronkey 

SpRoNKeY, pn.
Humorous and funny creature residing at www.spronkey.com

Lo SpRoNKeY!

spronkey by spronkey November 30, 2003

spronkish 

Adj. Used to describe an object that is done with likeness to SpRoNKeY (see www.spronkey.com) or in a way that SpRoNKeY would do (an action)

Ball Kicker: "Heh, what a retardedly spronkish kick that was! It hit the post!"

Doctor: "You'll need some spronkish medicine for this wound."

spronkish by spronkey November 30, 2003