teaspooning

When one accidently pees a little, equivilant to a teaspoon, in their pants. This can be caused by laughing, farting, sneezing, and sometimes it just happens.

I laughed so hard i teaspooned. I secretly love teaspooning. I am a teaspooner and proud of it.

by Meghan O'Neill December 7, 2006

teaspooning

When you're cuddling with a girl who is way smaller than you, you're no longer spooning, you're teaspooning!

"Bro I'm 6'2 and she's 5'1, when we cuddle we're definitely teaspooning"

by lmaohilarious1993 October 28, 2015

teaspoon

verb, a modification of the spoon position. one lies on their side in the original spoon position and the other lies on their back knees bent up and over the others legs. perfected only with sundaying

in going to teaspoon the shit out of you next time i see you.

by azturner June 14, 2006

teaspoon

Being the 'little spoon' (on the inside) while spooning.

Would you like to be the teaspoon or the tablespoon?

by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011

teaspoon

The sexual act of cupping one's partner's (or partners') scrotal sac. It is often accompanied by a gentle vertical motion much like when weighing a mango.

"Get on your knees and give me a good teaspooning Margaret"

by Shitty McShitterson January 18, 2005

Teaspooning

Just like spooning (with your partner) but rather than a parallel body on body it becomes more perpendicular with the male forming the cross with the famale for easier sexual access...

I cant seem to get into a comfortable position with spooning and sex, but if we form a T (teaspoon) its a whole lot easier...now we are teaspooning

by Jonny C 73 September 8, 2009

teaspooner

Also called a vurp. A burp that is accompanied by vomit, about a teaspoon.

*belch* Eww, that was a teaspooner. I could taste my Lucky Charms from breakfast

by anonymous April 3, 2004