teaspooning
When one accidently pees a little, equivilant to a teaspoon, in their pants. This can be caused by laughing, farting, sneezing, and sometimes it just happens.
teaspooning by Meghan O'Neill December 7, 2006
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Teaspooning
Just like spooning (with your partner) but rather than a parallel body on body it becomes more perpendicular with the male forming the cross with the famale for easier sexual access...
I cant seem to get into a comfortable position with spooning and sex, but if we form a T (teaspoon) its a whole lot easier...now we are teaspooning
Teaspooning by Jonny C 73 September 8, 2009
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teaspooning
When you're cuddling with a girl who is way smaller than you, you're no longer spooning, you're teaspooning!
teaspooning by lmaohilarious1993 October 28, 2015
Teaspooning
T shirt Sans Pants (tsp). The act of wearing only a t shirt with no other clothing. Often seen in men's locker rooms perpetrated by men of the baby boom generation, as well as select nudist resorts.
The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.
The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.
Oh gross! He's Teaspooning.
Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.
There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...
Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.
There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...
Teaspooning by Zaxxxh December 12, 2021
tampooning
the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object
"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."
tampooning by Steven January 1, 2008
Lucy Tampooning
verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.
The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.
I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.
Roll a blunt its tampooning time
I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.
Roll a blunt its tampooning time
Lucy Tampooning by nickysmalls June 20, 2011
telespooning
Like cuddling up with someone, but over a phone. Which makes it even more worthless. Activity performed by people trying to validate a long-distance relationship, usually one that began online. Telespooning involves constantly calling or texting the other person in lieu of actual psysical contact. By constantly pestering the other person with communication, it is supposed to show that you care. Often a major sign of insecurity.
Guy #1: All he does on his lunch break is go out to his car and make a half-hour phone call. Who's he talking to every day?
Guy #2: He met this girl from Nevada online last month. He's telespooning with her. He is so whipped.
Guy #2: He met this girl from Nevada online last month. He's telespooning with her. He is so whipped.
telespooning by Bructus December 20, 2010
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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