Trampoosing 

Walking with extreme difficulty due to the prevailing conditions underfoot. Having to expend large amounts of energy walking through deep snow or heavy mud.

We’ll be trampoosing, the snow’s waist deep.

Trampoosing by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017

tampooning 

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object

"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."

tampooning by Steven January 1, 2008

Lucy Tampooning 

verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.

The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.

I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.

Roll a blunt its tampooning time

Lucy Tampooning by nickysmalls June 20, 2011

Tampooning 

The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning

When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!

Tampooning by Scrotash July 16, 2011

trampsing 

1) Walking around aimlessly or with very little purpose.

2) An unwelcome invasion.

I was trampsing around the city on a nice afternoon when I ran into a guy that I grew up with.

trampsing by L25 November 14, 2007

tampooning 

Tampooning is when you stick a tampon in someones vag to fish for blood clots

Man 1: i went tampooning the other day and caught a clot

tampooning by Poohdeb July 9, 2017

trumpooting 

Where a highly potent guff has a recognisable pitch.

Gape practise can result in articulate melodies.

Man - "where you singing in the shower?"

Woman - "no. I was trumpooting"

Man - "I see"

trumpooting by rodalphus pootus August 23, 2011