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taintskin 

the area of skin between the vagina and arse of a woman
called taintskin because, it taint her arse and it taint her fanny
taintskin by milleration October 27, 2008
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Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.
After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.
Jaeger-tainting by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

Taintsville

A small Floridian town. "It 'taint Oviedo and it 'taint Chuluota."
She lives in the middle of Taintsville.
Taintsville by Trixie822 February 6, 2010

taintkisser

A taint is a part of the body between the genitlia and rectum. So, basically an a** hole.
Matt is always late to work he's such a taintkisser.
taintkisser by NakedSoul January 9, 2015
Very small bikini that only covers the taint
Robbie was sporting his new taintkini at the beach.
taintkini by jimmychanga August 26, 2009

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.
My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
Tainting the Pole by Beaflord September 17, 2018

jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).
George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.
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