taintskin

the area of skin between the vagina and arse of a woman

called taintskin because, it taint her arse and it taint her fanny

by milleration October 27, 2008

Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

Taintsville

A small Floridian town. "It 'taint Oviedo and it 'taint Chuluota."

She lives in the middle of Taintsville.

by Trixie822 February 6, 2010

taintkisser

A taint is a part of the body between the genitlia and rectum. So, basically an a** hole.

Matt is always late to work he's such a taintkisser.

by NakedSoul January 9, 2015

taintkini

Very small bikini that only covers the taint

Robbie was sporting his new taintkini at the beach.

by jimmychanga August 26, 2009

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

by Beaflord September 17, 2018

jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).

George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

by Preteranimus June 2, 2010