taintkini

Very small bikini that only covers the taint

Robbie was sporting his new taintkini at the beach.

by jimmychanga August 26, 2009

tankini

Noun. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini bottom and a tanktop top.

She brough her tankini and sunscreen to the beach.

by jlove April 1, 2005

Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

taintkisser

A taint is a part of the body between the genitlia and rectum. So, basically an a** hole.

Matt is always late to work he's such a taintkisser.

by NakedSoul January 9, 2015

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

by Beaflord September 17, 2018

jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).

George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

by Preteranimus June 2, 2010

tainting the olive

When two men rub their assholes up and down the each others taint.

Tim and Linus were tainting the olive for hours last night. When they awoke they were chaffing like no other.

by Flint Whirly July 20, 2009