Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

Jaeger-tainting by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).

George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

jager tainting by Preteranimus June 2, 2010

Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing

Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

Jager tainting by the_lord_of_the_fly's June 2, 2010

jager tainting

To pour jager on your taint

Stephen Colbert made up the word Jager Tainting

jager tainting by Thready Sparrow June 3, 2010

Jager-tainting 

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.

Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.

Jager-tainting by captaincook June 15, 2010

Jägertainting 

A word coined by the great Stephen Colbert around the first of June in 2010. Jägertainting is the act of (I assume) introducing Jägermeister to your digestive system via the anus in order to achieve an altered state.

Jägermeister is an alcoholic beverage that was made popular by comedian Dave Attell...

"Did you hear why the Daily Show was a rerun tonight?

I heard the ol JS went Jägertainting and the bottle broke. He's gonna be out for a couple of weeks..."

Jägertainting by final exit radio August 15, 2010