Definitions by Preteranimus

toilet idea 

Seemingly profound and often introspective thoughts that cross a man's mind while he sits on the commode and ponders things.

Einstein's theories of general and special relativity are toilet ideas. He was taking a heavy dump when he realized space is like toilet water...

toilet idea by Preteranimus July 15, 2010

jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).

George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

jager tainting by Preteranimus June 2, 2010

tryptaminute 

A relatively short amount of time that feels dramatically longer than it actually is. This term is derived from the common psychedelic tryptamine alkaloids (e.g. psilocybin etc.) and the sensation of anomalous temporal distortion they often provide.

George experienced a tryptaminute when he was on magic mushrooms. He felt as though at least fifteen minutes had gone by before the display on his digital clock changed at all.

tryptaminute by Preteranimus June 1, 2010