Taintinence

The act of cleaning the area between the scrote and the arse.

1. Tom: "good game (slaps ass)...fuck is that smell?!"
Steve: "oh, sorry dude, got the seventh inning funk. Need some taintinence."

2. Beth: "that was a great camping trip, Bill."
Bill: "oh I know, there's nothing like nine days in the woods to clear the mind. (sniff sniff) I need to do some taintinence.

by AltaPowderKid May 14, 2008

Taintenance

noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\

The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.

“I might get lucky on my big date tonight. Perhaps I should do some taintenance.”

by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011

taintenance

The act of maintaining a healthy taint. This includes, waxing/shaving, moisturizing, and wearing appropriate undergarments.

Grumpy Grundle can be prevented with regular taintenance.

by toad-10 February 28, 2011