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Oui, taddler est un homme adulte qui n'a pas un bambin plus, et nous savons tous comment les bambins sont. Le taddler est une extension de l'état de bébé. En général, vous voulez le stade de bébé à la fin de l'âge de trois ans. Taddlers pouvaient tout simplement pas se laisser aller. La plus ancienne taddler savoir aux hommes est devenu 104, un temps assez long étant un enfant en bas âge et de tous. taddler ou ne affaire pas à l'âge. Parfois, ils vivent encore plus longtemps et ils sont souvent plus heureux ainsi. Mais tel est le doux taddler syndrome légère peut être étudiée davantage. Mais ce que vous devez faire pour vous.
Oh, you are such a taddler!
taddler by Dun Munsen August 21, 2015
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toddler rage 

When a toddler has reached the end of their patience & flies into a rage.
The toddler said, Fun room! Fun room! (His brothers' room with video games). They kept their door shut & he always wanted to go in there. He flew into a toddler rage & kicked a hole in the door & said "I wish I was wearing boots so I could've kicked a bigger hole!" He totally kicked the door off its hinges 3 or 4 times! He'd reached the end of his patience.
toddler rage by Starchylde May 25, 2016

Toddlers Socks 

Tits that look like a toddlers socks

Small empty and dangling

Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids
She had tits like a toddlers socks

Toddler Hands

When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.
Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.
Toddler Hands by dawnnhelene October 27, 2011

turnip twaddler 

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012
A 60-90cm tall human who has exited the “aaaaw” phase and entered the “awfuuuuuuuck” phase. Generally have no respect or regard for anything and unwittingly forces its parents into alcoholism. They don’t sleep, don’t eat food, however they do have a nak for interior design using simple tools such as crayons, lipstick and eyeliner. They are the second most common cause of hypertension and first most common cause of liver serrosis. toddler
Shit Jim, you look like you’ve had a bender this morning! “ don’t be silly Cheryl, I got totally toddlered last night, the little bastard didn’t sleep until 2am” toddler
Toddler by that_guy_from_brizzie November 21, 2017

toddler-whipped 

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.
When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”
toddler-whipped by jesshtx September 9, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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