Definitions by dawnnhelene

chubalabaphant 

When you’re so overweight even your pull up pants don’t fit.

I tried to wear my fat pants today but I couldn’t pull them up since I’m a chubalabaphant.

chubalabaphant by dawnnhelene October 28, 2021

TrunkHam 

When you leave a pack of deli ham in your
Trunk for a months and finally notice it.

Open refrigerator, where did that ham go? I guess I didn’t buy any? Month later you open your trunk and there’s TrunkHam.

TrunkHam by dawnnhelene December 17, 2020

weavesplaining 

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everything but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

I woke up and my weave is just falling out of my head, I didn't brush it, cut it, wash it or pull it, the braids just disappeared!

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everthing but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

weavesplaining by dawnnhelene August 30, 2018

Toddler Hands

When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.

Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.

Toddler Hands by dawnnhelene October 27, 2011

Buffet Hips 

When hips become larger due to many trips to a buffet.

Damn I can barely fit into my pants now that I have Buffet Hips!

Buffet Hips by dawnnhelene September 3, 2011