Toddler Hands

When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.

Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.

by dawnnhelene October 27, 2011

Buffet Hips

When hips become larger due to many trips to a buffet.

Damn I can barely fit into my pants now that I have Buffet Hips!

by dawnnhelene September 03, 2011

weavesplaining

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everything but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

I woke up and my weave is just falling out of my head, I didn't brush it, cut it, wash it or pull it, the braids just disappeared!

weavesplaining - When an inexperienced person gets a weave and they blame everyone and everthing but themselves when it falls out 24 hours later.

by dawnnhelene August 30, 2018

chubalabaphant

When you’re so overweight even your pull up pants don’t fit.

I tried to wear my fat pants today but I couldn’t pull them up since I’m a chubalabaphant.

by dawnnhelene October 28, 2021

TrunkHam

When you leave a pack of deli ham in your
Trunk for a months and finally notice it.

Open refrigerator, where did that ham go? I guess I didn’t buy any? Month later you open your trunk and there’s TrunkHam.

by dawnnhelene December 17, 2020