flies

n. Two or more pant zippers.

Plural form of "fly"

Asian girl said, "Hey, let's have clothes-on sex!"
Digitus replied, "Alright!"
They unzipped their flies, Digitus' joystick slowly entered the Asian girl's pussy and started having stand-up sex.
Digitus said, "You're tight!"
The Asian girl moaned, "And you're doing me good!"
As they had raging sex, they heard someone coming towards them.
Digitus said, "Shit! Someone's coming!"
The Asian girl replied, "Thank god for flies!"
They zipped up their flies as the janitor came in. He said, "Why are you sweaty?"
The Asian girl replied, "It's the crappy air-conditioners."
The janitor said, "Yeah, I've gotta go something about that.."
The Asian girl and Digitus left the room.
Digitus whispered to the Asian girl, "Thank god for flies indeed."
The Asian girl laughed as they ran away.

by Digitus September 5, 2005

For If The Flies

A spanish translation to english, meaning just in case.

I’m going to bring an umbrella for if the flies.

by Hyde8909 May 2, 2022

Flies

Fake lies.

Lies with comedic intentions.

I can never tell when Jake is serious because he flies all the time.

by Lolliepop420 April 14, 2019

Flies

A word which generally means Eff'in Lies. Relating to when somone says an un-real statement or lie.

Joe-Blow: I did a tripple back flip yesterday.
Cosbie: Stop those flies.
Joe-Blow: WHAT?! I R NUT LIE
Cosbie: FFFFFFFLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSS

by Bick-a-chi December 2, 2007

flis

flis, a word describing an extremly gay person.......who likes to run naked through eating establishments.

godd flis cusack.....she's gay.

by (Flisathon) December 9, 2008

flis

A piece of hash.

"Bit av ei flis så jeg kan mekke."

"Tok du med flisa?"

by Mr. Skywalker March 24, 2010

Flies

Flies game is a game where 2 (or more) individuals shove there thumbs up their asses, then expose them to open air and see you attracts more flies. The thumb attracting more flies win

Hey Elvis you are pretty good at playing flies! You had 20 land on your thumb last time

by Funny guy 987 December 3, 2020