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Tic Tac Ball Tac 

when you have one tic tac left and someone asked you for it, you immediately rub it on your balls and watch them eat it.
Seamus : yeah i made him eat a tic tac that touched my balls Derek: ha funny you should call it the tic tac ball tac

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

Tac-Yack 

A Tac-Yack (Tactical Yack) is the act of expelling alcohol or food from the body via the mouth for tactical reasons. Such tactical reasons may include but are not limited to:
1. During Boat Races where you do not wish to get too drunk too quickly in order to win subsequent boat races.
2. During an all-you-can-eat buffet where you realize that you have eaten too much of the appetizers and cannot eat the delicious main course meals unless you empty your stomach.
Fred tac-yacked all over the floor of his ex-girlfriend's car. He then proceeded to break into her house and steal all of her jewelry.
Tac-Yack by Ajax2411 April 27, 2011
A person who commonly trades sexual favors for Taco Bell or other fast food. Menu items and quantities play a key role in what the payment will be.
That Lindsey is such a Tac'ho; she gave Bobby a blowjob for bringing her a chalupa.
Tac'ho by CptNotAHo January 11, 2017

Tic Tac Dick 

A penis: the size of which is comparable to the popular candy called "Tic Tacs". When seen by a person of the female gender the mood is normally killed.
---- about this big!

Girl: Man Justin Bieber must have a tic tac dick!
Tic Tac Dick by BROOM DICK TITS! December 20, 2010

tic tac titties 

when its really cold, and your nipples get super hard, theyre like tic tacs. pretty much self-explanitory!
it's so fuckin' cold i got tic tac titties!
tic tac titties by da trick biatch November 28, 2005