A penis: the size of which is comparable to the popular candy called "Tic Tacs". When seen by a person of the female gender the mood is normally killed.
---- about this big!

Girl: Man Justin Bieber must have a tic tac dick!
by BROOM DICK TITS! December 18, 2010
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A guy with a dick the size of a tic tac. Never more than an inch.
Person 1: You have to see that
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: That guys dick
Person 2: Is it big?
Person 1: Fuck no. It's less than an inch
Person 2: Why would I want to see a tic tac dick?
Person 1: To make fun of it
Person 2: He's probably gonna stay a virgin for life
by trevvvvvv May 18, 2010
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It’s a dick that is the size of a tic tac.
Aidan: wanna see my dick
Me: not really
Aidan: photo
Me: is that a tic tac?

Aidan: blocked
*ew he has a tic tac dick*
by Just your betch August 27, 2018
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Having a dick the size of a tic tac (less than 3 inches...hard)
Brian McDaniel talked a huge game, but when I saw him he had a tic tac dick.
by 420&chill February 07, 2017
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When a man of any race (Asians most likely) have a small penis equivalent to the size of a Tic Tac. When a male has a Tic Tac dick they usually can't have good relationships with girls.
"Hey Bobby I heard that Akira has a Tic Tac dick"
"No way man that means he can't fuck real good"
"I know, I guess Akira and Brittney broke up then"
by Lil Dougie 69 June 10, 2019
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