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syphilitic moron 

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus
Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.
syphilitic moron by mongrel hoard November 3, 2014

Scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs 

1.A phrase to use when you really want to piss someone off, or when you have nothing else constructive to say.
2. A person who is really disgusting in thought, word and deed
"I cant believe you did that you scum sucking sodomizer of syphilitic warthogs!"

Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck 

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.
Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

Maga-syphilitic 

Maga-syphilitic; a person suffering from a disturbing medical condition, oddly associated to only MAGA Republicans. While physical symptoms present the same today as when Girolamo Fracastoro wrote about Syphilis in 1530, this bacterial variant can spread via ideology alone and without physical contact. Along with typical disfiguring effects, the Maga-syphilitic sufferer may also experience loud nonsensical speech, aversion to truth or fact, dangerous and bizarre allegiances to the politically insane, and possess an inexplicable attraction to red ball caps emblazoned with MAGA.
I was flying back to Texas last week and noticed Ted Cruz sitting a few rows up from me…he seemed incredibly uncomfortable in his seat and when he spoke, I thought “oh gosh, could he be one of those Maga-syphilitics I keep hearing about”?
Maga-syphilitic by Bangd Ingow November 12, 2022

suck the green, oozing, syphilitic slime from an AIDS infected , necrophiliac fucked, dead faggot's ass 

a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
make your own, I'm not typing it again

syphillitic shenkroid

Syphillitic shenkroids,

His syphillitic shenkroids prevented him from having a more pleasurable sexual encounter with his partner.
His angus beefhole was sore from having sex after a outbreak of syphillitic shenkroids.
syphillitic shenkroid by Rage February 13, 2005
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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