5 definitions by Bangd Ingow
A four legged dinosaur with underdeveloped stubby wings found during the Cretaceous period around 125 million years ago. Primarily a ground-based hybrid forager of leaves or moss, would eat hot dogs on occasion and enjoyed many cheeses. It was common for the Rubbabandadon to circle their prey and bind multiple prey together in banded cylindrical configurations. These creatures made low guttural "yeat" sounds at night when hiding in vegetation, and also made other strange noises when ready for bathroom breaks.
It was unbelievably exciting when Kya made the first Rubbabandadon discovery in loose sand in our back yard!
by Bangd Ingow May 29, 2021
Individuals or groups who willingly believe, advocate, promote, proselytize, sponsor, or sustain in any manner, the principles and falsehoods of the failed Trumpian Empire which existed during the mid-2010’s thru early 2020’s. This Fellowship became a focal point for the weak-minded at all levels of our nation and clouded reasonable thinking through a campaign of perpetual and unrelenting deception at a scale making the Peoples Temple Commune in Guyana in 1978 seem like a disorganized block party. You are identified as Fecalogeny if you earnestly embrace a path of thickened feces spewed by Trumpian Fellows, making every attempt to stay your blinders and abandon truth, reason, evidence, and common sense in support of a bamboozling orange blowhard and his accomplices.
Example #1. When the representative for Georgia's 9th congressional district in the United States House of Representatives equates the attack on the US Capitol Building of January 6th 2021 as a normal tourist visiting day, given photographic evidence clearly proving his impotent efforts to prevent violent insurrectionists from entering the House gallery, he demonstrated that he meets the definition of Fecalogeny.
by Bangd Ingow June 17, 2021
Maga-syphilitic; a person suffering from a disturbing medical condition, oddly associated to only MAGA Republicans. While physical symptoms present the same today as when Girolamo Fracastoro wrote about Syphilis in 1530, this bacterial variant can spread via ideology alone and without physical contact. Along with typical disfiguring effects, the Maga-syphilitic sufferer may also experience loud nonsensical speech, aversion to truth or fact, dangerous and bizarre allegiances to the politically insane, and possess an inexplicable attraction to red ball caps emblazoned with MAGA.
I was flying back to Texas last week and noticed Ted Cruz sitting a few rows up from me…he seemed incredibly uncomfortable in his seat and when he spoke, I thought “oh gosh, could he be one of those Maga-syphilitics I keep hearing about”?
by Bangd Ingow November 12, 2022
This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.
When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.
by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022
An engineering classification used to specify a three sided geometric shape whilst the term triangle is inexplicably unapparent.
During a problem solving exercise, the unexpected discovery of a trigagon in the solution prompted further examination.
by Bangd Ingow January 26, 2014