swizzole

to be fuckin ripped from working out in the joint(prison)

johnny just paroled on swizzole

by elcochinoe November 1, 2003

swizzole/swizz/swizzard/swizzant

Euphemism for "Asshole", observationally derived both from them the holes in Swiss Cheese (see also "Swizz chessed up") and from "swizzle stick", a useless throwaway itemsused to stir drinks, mix glue, or pick noses. Can be contracted to "swizz". A swizzole that is engaged actively practising the art of being themselves can also be described as a "swizzard". Adjectivally, can be used as "swizzant" Compare with the Romany "chev", also meaning "asshole"

"Fuck you, swizz!!"
"Look at that kacker over there. What a fucking swizzard!"
"You open your mouth again, and I'll shove this right up your swizz!"
"Don't be so swizzant high and mighty with me, fuck face"

by swizzbo March 5, 2004

parallel swizzle

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.

Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013

Snowman Swizzler

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

swizzeled

Killing multiple 30 packs of Keystone Light and having no regard for any females in the room.

Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.

by KillaForReala June 30, 2008

Swizzled

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand

I am pretty swizzled right now.

by the Swizzler September 23, 2003

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

by Kemtooler February 22, 2011