swizzeled

Killing multiple 30 packs of Keystone Light and having no regard for any females in the room.

Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.

by KillaForReala June 30, 2008

swazzaled

To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.

by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011

parallel swizzle

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.

Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013

Snowman Swizzler

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

slizzered

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”

by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

Swizzled

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand

I am pretty swizzled right now.

by the Swizzler September 23, 2003

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

by Kemtooler February 22, 2011