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Sexual technique practised by two gay males wherein the top and bottom switch periodically (usually just before cumming), thus ensuring fairness to both partners, prolonging intercourse and generally making the whole damn thing a whole lot more horny!

Goddamn babe, your ass is so hot but I don't wanna cum yet... let's switchfuck; do me for a bit and we can make it last all night.

switchfuck by @__Matt__@ January 1, 2009

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sketchfuck

(n) Someone or something that is particularly sketchy. Can also be used as an adjective (sketchfucked).

That person keeps walking back and forth past this restaurant for no apparent reason...what a sketchfuck.

This guy tried to sell me drugs right by a playground, it was really sketchfucked.

sketchfuck by cinnamon girl April 24, 2008

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Sketchfuckally

The way a guy looks around awkwardly when getting road head.

As her head bobbed up and down, he looked around sketchfuckally at every passing car.

“She was giving me road head and I had to look around sketchfuckally right before I blew my load down her throat”

Sketchfuckally by MadCole April 20, 2018

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sketchfuck

Sketchfuck is a mix between sketchy and fuck. Typically, this word means that something is really weird, and has gone bad as well. It can also be used as an adverb "sketchfucked."

Bob: "Yeah, so that girl who always cheats got 100% on the last quiz!"
Jane: "Ugh...thats so sketchfucked! I studied so hard!"

sketchfuck by Jeff Aschki April 12, 2008

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san francisco switchback

A sequential act of analingus between two men.

After Kevin tossed Christian's salad, Christian reciprocated with the ol'San Francisco Switchback.

san francisco switchback by Reggie McNickles December 12, 2007

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switchcock

one who drinks excessively while at work and manages to show up at all partys even though he cannot drive. usually owns a black two door chevrolet with winted tindows and a 3.1 ohv. also know as quascock, bitchcock or hitchcock.

sweet party, but when the hell did switchcock get here.

my grandmothers car has been in my driveway for two years, therefore she is a switchcock.

switchcock by dr dipstick December 31, 2007

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SwitchFace

Two-Faced; To turn your back on someone,etc.

What's up with KK, she actin' all switchface on the folk today.

SwitchFace by Latia November 10, 2007

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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