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switchfuck 

Sexual technique practised by two gay males wherein the top and bottom switch periodically (usually just before cumming), thus ensuring fairness to both partners, prolonging intercourse and generally making the whole damn thing a whole lot more horny!
Goddamn babe, your ass is so hot but I don't wanna cum yet... let's switchfuck; do me for a bit and we can make it last all night.
switchfuck by @__Matt__@ January 1, 2009
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sketchfuck 

(n) Someone or something that is particularly sketchy. Can also be used as an adjective (sketchfucked).
That person keeps walking back and forth past this restaurant for no apparent reason...what a sketchfuck.

This guy tried to sell me drugs right by a playground, it was really sketchfucked.
sketchfuck by cinnamon girl April 24, 2008

Sketchfuckally

The way a guy looks around awkwardly when getting road head.
As her head bobbed up and down, he looked around sketchfuckally at every passing car.

“She was giving me road head and I had to look around sketchfuckally right before I blew my load down her throat”
Sketchfuckally by MadCole April 20, 2018

sketchfuck 

Sketchfuck is a mix between sketchy and fuck. Typically, this word means that something is really weird, and has gone bad as well. It can also be used as an adverb "sketchfucked."
Bob: "Yeah, so that girl who always cheats got 100% on the last quiz!"
Jane: "Ugh...thats so sketchfucked! I studied so hard!"
sketchfuck by Jeff Aschki April 12, 2008

san francisco switchback 

A sequential act of analingus between two men.
After Kevin tossed Christian's salad, Christian reciprocated with the ol'San Francisco Switchback.

switchcock 

one who drinks excessively while at work and manages to show up at all partys even though he cannot drive. usually owns a black two door chevrolet with winted tindows and a 3.1 ohv. also know as quascock, bitchcock or hitchcock.
sweet party, but when the hell did switchcock get here.

my grandmothers car has been in my driveway for two years, therefore she is a switchcock.
switchcock by dr dipstick December 31, 2007

SwitchFace 

Two-Faced; To turn your back on someone,etc.
What's up with KK, she actin' all switchface on the folk today.
SwitchFace by Latia November 10, 2007
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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