switchcock 

one who drinks excessively while at work and manages to show up at all partys even though he cannot drive. usually owns a black two door chevrolet with winted tindows and a 3.1 ohv. also know as quascock, bitchcock or hitchcock.

sweet party, but when the hell did switchcock get here.

my grandmothers car has been in my driveway for two years, therefore she is a switchcock.

switchcock by dr dipstick December 31, 2007

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

Scotchcock by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

switchconomy 

The economics concerning the purchase and sale of all types of switch.

"I hear they are predicting a boom in the switchconomy soon"

"Yeah, it's been a while since we had a switchboom"

switchconomy by sazzy w March 10, 2008

Spatchcocked 

When a man spreads a woman’s arms and legs out with the intention of penetrating her

Kenzie is going out Friday and Tallulah is getting absolutely spatchcocked

Spatchcocked by Jonnyfiller411 March 17, 2022

spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

spatchcock by Sean February 26, 2004

Spatchcocking 

When you intentionally rub your backpack on a nearby stranger's genitals in an effort to sexually arouse them.

Hey Tom I was spatchcocking some girl standing next to me on the bus and she slipped me her number on the way out!

Spatchcocking by Plowinurgranny February 4, 2020

spatchcock

reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula

Damn my penis hurts, but it was worth it.

spatchcock by Blake D October 7, 2003