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Spatchfuck

To render a person, business or country so boneless that you can march in and have your evil way with their assets.

To reduce to financial ruin.
The EU has totally spatchfucked the Greek economy.

We have no jobs and can't sell our fucking house : we're just totally spatchfucked.
by Arsenefurst September 6, 2012
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sketchfuck

(n) Someone or something that is particularly sketchy. Can also be used as an adjective (sketchfucked).
That person keeps walking back and forth past this restaurant for no apparent reason...what a sketchfuck.

This guy tried to sell me drugs right by a playground, it was really sketchfucked.
by cinnamon girl April 24, 2008
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Spatchcocked

When a man spreads a woman’s arms and legs out with the intention of penetrating her
Kenzie is going out Friday and Tallulah is getting absolutely spatchcocked
by Jonnyfiller411 March 17, 2022
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spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit
(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)
by Sean February 26, 2004
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Sketchfuckally

The way a guy looks around awkwardly when getting road head.
As her head bobbed up and down, he looked around sketchfuckally at every passing car.

“She was giving me road head and I had to look around sketchfuckally right before I blew my load down her throat”
by MadCole April 20, 2018
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spacefuckery

Wow, that Orson Scott Card novel was full of an obscene amount of militant spacefuckery.
by Jesse Montgomery June 11, 2006
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Spackfuck

When a person who you know very well is being an absolute idiot. It is a noun used to portray someone as a very ignorant individual due to what they say or an act they have done.
Person 1: Did you hear about that pig that can fly??
Person 2: Your such a spackfuck pigs can't fly ??

Synonyms: retard , idiot, stupid person
by Banter boy123456789 July 13, 2016
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