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SwishFuck 

A common word used by every golfer during a round of golf often on multiple occasions.

It is also a word used by fellow players to describe someone’s golf swing.
A golfer hitting the ball of the first tee which is either topped, sliced or hooked can be heard saying “ aye, that was a proper SwishFuck shot”

Other players - “here comes SwishFuck”
SwishFuck by Brambleena January 7, 2023
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Swishful Thinking 

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.
Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.

Glaswegian Swashbuckle 

The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.

Swashbuckler 

Multiple meanings:

1. An extravagant swordsperson or adventurer of some sort.
2. A sword-weiling hero/villain/person
3. A play, movie, or book dealing with a swashbuckler, one who swashbuckles.


IMPORTANT NOTE: SWASHBUCKLERS ARE NOT ALWAYS PIRATES! Yes, most pirates are swashbucklers, but not all swashbucklers are pirates! Also, not all pirates OR swashbucklers are MALE! Get it? Got it? Good.
1 & 2. In that movie, he plays a dashing swashbuckler.
3. 'What kind of books do you read?'
'Oh, mostly fantasy tales and swashbucklers.'
Swashbuckler by Nightie March 29, 2005

swishbuckler 

Term used to describe a gay person on open water, usually implying involvement in piracy or public disturbance.
"Look at those swishbucklers protesting George Bluth Sr.'s retirement! Take your gay pride cruise somewhere else!"
swishbuckler by dugald February 23, 2005

swashbuckling 

to buckle swashes, to fight with swords brutally and in full pirate regalia (must include dagger, sword, eye patch, peg leg, great big pirate captain hat, parrot...you know, the works.)
The famous sea captain, Bluebeard, was quite the buckler of swashes...you might say, he had a knack for swashbuckling.
swashbuckling by hailtopiracy September 21, 2005

Swishbuckling 

This is the art of putting a shot of liquor in your mouth, swishing it like mouthwash then returning it into the shot glass it came out of.
Holy hell! That guy just is swishbuckling that stripper who was freeloading the bottle service whiskey!
Swishbuckling by JimboMac August 1, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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