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swingess by Dirtyrotten November 19, 2023
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Now mostly replaced by Internet bulletin boards and sites like Craig's List, these ads were placed in swingers magazines to publicize that men and/or their wives or significant others were available for sex with other couples or individuals. The ads, which were often accompanied by pornographic and near-pornographic photos of the female showing all but her face, usually described the physical attributes of the female and laid down the conditions under which such couplings were desirable.
When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:
Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife
Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.
Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife
Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.
swingers ad by July41944 August 3, 2009
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Swinges
1. Shortened version of the saying: Sweet as Minges
2. An alias used by the rugby union legend Lawrence Dallaglio
2. An alias used by the rugby union legend Lawrence Dallaglio
1. Put a nob of butter in those beans and they'll taste swinges yeah?
This sherbet is absolutely swinges, lets have a go on your sugary dick
2. Did you see Swinges Dallaglio on This Morning with Phillip Schofield. He cooked a banging lasagna.
This sherbet is absolutely swinges, lets have a go on your sugary dick
2. Did you see Swinges Dallaglio on This Morning with Phillip Schofield. He cooked a banging lasagna.
swingers style
The opposite of Carpooling. Inspired by the movie "Swingers," guys out on the town will all drive their own car from party to party, or bar to bar, etc...
swingers style by Hardgrove August 18, 2006
Incest swingers party
Its what you think it is, a fucking swinger party with realtives involed. Or some would say a Family reunion in West Virginia.
When You go to a Incest Swingers party theres always time for a little family bondage, My aunt used to squeeze my cheeks when I was little now when I go to the Annual Incest Swingers Party I cum in hers.
Incest swingers party by Uncle Delmas January 9, 2010
brass swingers
Testicles. Idiomatic for great courage or boldness, over and above merely possessing "balls," or even "some fuckin' balls."
brass swingers by Gullinkambi March 23, 2008
ankle swingers
When someone wears stupidly short trousers which are supposed to be full length.. that don't cover their shoes when standing up/walking.. and therefore the bottom of them swing around the ankle... showing the ankle/socks..
His trousers were too short they were swinging around the ankle.. someone call the Fashion Police and arrest this man for his ankle swingers
Commonly a result of Butt Munch
Commonly a result of Butt Munch
ankle swingers by AusMoz October 15, 2009