by Dirtyrotten November 19, 2023
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When Bonnie and Mike were newlyweds and beginning to explore their mutual sexual fantasies and kinks, Mike pressured Bonnie to OK a swingers ad being placed in a magazine to see what kind of results they'd get. The ad read like this:
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Headline: Lonely, Sex Starved, Cock Sucking, Cum Swallowing Wife
Body: 22 years old, 5’2”, 100 lbs., blue eyed blonde with great legs and hot ass to work with and small pleasure toy tits to suck and slap and bruise, ISO dominant Alpha-type men with 7 to 9 inch cocks to go out with on fuck, suck and swallow dates while passive hubby jacks off at home, then be dumped off to tearful limp cock hubby afterwards for hot, dirty detailed confessions of all her sins, while hubby lovingly forgives her and submissively cleans up the mess her date has made of her.
by July41944 August 3, 2009
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1. Shortened version of the saying: Sweet as Minges
2. An alias used by the rugby union legend Lawrence Dallaglio
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by Lovs2Fuk June 8, 2011
Get the Swinges mug.The opposite of Carpooling. Inspired by the movie "Swingers," guys out on the town will all drive their own car from party to party, or bar to bar, etc...
by Hardgrove August 18, 2006
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by Uncle Delmas January 9, 2010
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by Gullinkambi March 23, 2008
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His trousers were too short they were swinging around the ankle.. someone call the Fashion Police and arrest this man for his ankle swingers
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by AusMoz October 15, 2009
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